About Us

Hello. Bonjour. How y’all doin’? Ready to get out of the city? Do your bike tires have cobwebs? 

Itching for a road trip but not too far? Want to float the Colorado River but are afraid of the rapids? 

Bring your bike, your hiking shoes, your swimsuit and your love of wine but please leave the kiddos at home as this is an adults only lodging and dining experience. Be sure to let us know if you want any information to make your Palisade visit epic!

Escape to Vistas and Vineyards your home away from home! Located on the Fruit and Wine Byway in Palisade, Colorado we offer a cozy, casual and convivial hangout. You can put your feet up at the house and listen to the quiet or take a ride through our lovely countryside, reminiscent of France, only closer. We are solar powered and Eco friendly so you can tell people your get away helped save the planet! 

Along with use of the house and grounds, you get breakfast (what do you think the second B in BnB stands for, right?). We have a variety of themed rooms and suites designed to make you feel at home yet take you away. Rooms sleep up to two guests, suites sleep three to four and all include your own private bath and free WiFi. The beds are super comfy, and you might want to just “Namaste in Bed”.

There are four getaways from which to choose:

• Ocean Suite with spa tub and king bed has a private entrance. A perfect place to recharge and relax or celebrate with friends (sleeps 4)
• Vistas Room engulfs you with warm colors that makes you feel like the mountains are giving you a hug and has king bed that is super comfy
• Vineyards Suite offers décor that honors the grape and has room for 3 guests
• Southwest Sunsets Room is bright and cheery with Native art
• **New in 2022: Bunkhouse (full sized bunk and XL twin bunk) with private entrance and master bath! Sleeps up to 4 – (email for rates & more information)

Enjoy breakfast indoors in our beautiful bright sunroom with French flair or on the delightful outdoor deck nestled in nature and hummingbirds. Continental breakfast is offered on weekdays and a big country breakfast on weekends. Complimentary soft beverages are available any time all day. 

We provide secure bike storage and will coordinate bike/paddle boat rentals. When you’re not out exploring, saunter through our manicured grounds and relax around the firepit, engage in some bocce ball, or gaze into the Zen garden and find your inner peace.

This ain’t your Meme’s house but we do have a few rules to ensure the health and safety of all guests during your stay. 

We are pet-friendly in the Ocean Suite only, so please ask for details when booking. 

The Inn is non-smoking but 420-friendly, outdoors of course. 

The vineyards are always calling with new varietals and the Palisade Plunge is sure to take your breath away. Don’t wait - your next adventure is just a click away! When you arrive, Pierce & Bella (our fur babies) will greet you with a check-in Happy Hour of a Palisade Brewery beer, local wine or cider and lots of positive doggie vibes.

Carpe Diem!

Gail & Brad Matthiessen

Momma G - Queen Bee & Brad - Emperor of Mirth